.Windows 10 - A Review.

The following was typed out as a Facebook status feed; while waking up and stumbling my way through the nightmare that is the Window's 10 inaugural boot up with all the useless crap running.

... Fuck Windows 10...

~Am not even awake yet, and am insanely mad and hungry and confused; all because of Windows 10...

It is making me dizzy...

~I hate this goddamn CIA operative motherfucking pig ass operating system from Hell...

~HOW DO I MAKE THE SPANISH WOMEN NOT SPY ON ME SO I CAN GET THAT RAM BACK?

~HOW MANY FIRE WALL TURN OFF BUTTONS ARE THERE HIDDEN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER?

~Based on Windows 10's retarded amount of security features; I'm guessing the average Microsoft employee won't have sex with their own spouse, without having put on five condoms, layered over one another, first...

~Average Microsoft employees enjoying alone time with their spouse:

Can't have enough security.

~Still cannot find uninstall menu

~Found it... Had to use this 'search function' thing...

~Still no idea where it actually is...

~Still don't know how to get start menu back...

~Windows 10 is the hipster of O/S...

It's utterly useless, has zero function, shouldn't have been born, should have been aborted, should have been eaten as a soup instead in some sketchy back ally Chinese restaurant that serves tiger penis as well; it's flashy; and has a lot of useless colours and bobbles all over it; and clearly no engineers had anything to do with it's development, just a bunch of Andy Warhold wanna be fucktards; who wouldn't know the first thing about function over fashion, if their miserable, deluded little hipster lives depended on it...

I'm just glad Microsoft hasn't taken over the fishing rod market...

~Seems to takes several seconds to load anything; even when saving a picture there is a long delay and a loading icon to bring up the save file dialoge window.

Oh and you got to buy a shit load of the programs that used to come with Windows for free; like their half retarded DVD player for 15 bucks; that doesn't do nearly anything VLC player does... For free...

Even Solitaire is up for sale now... I don't play it ever, but that is ridiculous...

The only thing that kept me calm and not on the edge of killing myself to avoid the experience of dealing with Windows 10 'security apps'; was a cat to pat the whole time, and Brian Eno playing calming music; the same Brian Eno it turns out as my friend Joe points out; wrote the original Windows intro music song we all love; which in Joe's opinion was to ".,.specifically to calm people down before they had to deal with Windows..."

Final Rating:
Pig shit out of of a possible 10 stars.

.Concept Art Portfolio Work.

With Nova Scotia Power's rising rates; I need some kind of job that will pay the bills.

So applied to this video game company in Montreal.

From that I hope to save enough to buy land to start an off grid farm, either on the St. Lawrence in Quebec, or somewhere in the Maritimes on one of our mighty rivers.

Might start off grid farms in both; who knows,

This means I need a portfolio, proper to their company; which develops science fiction and medieval fantasy games; I sent them links to my regular art; but let them know I'd have a portfolio developed specifically for them within a couple weeks.

Since this is the sort of stuff I like drawing all day anyway; it sounded like a good idea to apply there; plus my muse found the posting, and I'm not going to argue with her on it.

In the last two days, just off the top of my head I drew these two fuckers; and have plenty more coming; each of these concept drawings will also require what is called a character sheet; which shows the unit from front, side, and three quarters view; generally speaking; and then breaks down any particular small details.

This guy is a Tank style Knight; with the idea he can block with his head as well as his forearm shield; and keep on trucking; no idea why there is a feather on the top; just felt right; he's a fancy fellow; and even while butchering his way through the enemy hoards, he likes to have a feather in his cap; to keep it classy; even if his cap is a giant steel bucket covered in ax and sword scars.

His forearm shield is both strong, and highly agile; also offering up offensive options; including large spiked knuckles. While his right shoulder pauldron with it's large array of spikes; gives him the opportunity to crash into opponents with a deadly running shoulder tackle attack.

This man is a metal bear covered in weaponry; because for terrifying bad guys, you need and even more terrifying good guy.

The original description for this image is written as a advertisement for a combat systems company. 

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Built for operation as a high speed, ultra mobility, disposable weapons platform.

Designed to over whelmed the customer's opponents through numbers, and sheer exhaustion.

Combat Corporation's advanced AI Hive Mind ensures that each unit is hyper aware of it's surroundings and conditions on the Corporate Battle field; ensuring that even though disposable; each unit has a long lasting cycle rate.

Each forearm contains a weapons mount plate; for the customer to enjoy a high degree of configurable options; from all out heavy guns; to a wide variety of power tools; all available from Combat Corporation.

Quadrabot is ready for anything you can throw at it.

Quadrabot's aesthetic design was generated from Combat Corporation's extensive research and mapping of the human psyche; from user data obtained through our massive online social networks; utilizing unblinking staring eye ball, and confusing off balance geometric patterns and colours to unsettle, intimidate, and even hypnotize the enemy of the customer's choice.

Ensure your hostile corporate take over is successful, order your legion of Quadrabots today!!

.Electric Cars - Unknown Early History.

"In the late 1890s electric vehicles (EVs) outsold gasoline cars ten to one. EVs dominated the roads and dealer showrooms. Some automobile companies, like Oldsmobile and Studebaker actually started out as successful EV companies, only later did they transition to gasoline-powered vehicles. In fact, the first car dealerships were exclusively for EVs."

http://eaaev.org/History/index.html

WELL I'LL BE!!!

Back in the 1890s non-the-less!

"1912: 38,842 EVs on the road. Horse drawn “tankers” deliver gasoline to gas stations. EVs perform well in snow."

Double ouch!