.THE SECRET: Of Turning Coal Into Gold.

HOLY SHIT I FIGURED IT OUT LAST NIGHT!!!

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Okay.

So.

This is how it works.

First you take some coal, or a barrel of sludgy worthless gross toxic no good oil.

Make sure no one else has any, trick them, murder their families, do whatever you can to make sure NO ONE ELSE HAS ANY; that way when we start turning it to gold, they will not have any of that either!

This is perfectly ethical, as demonstrated by our own Governments and Oil Corporations. Don't worry; using their tactics and rational you can slit a grand mothers throat then skull fuck her for all anyone cares! Just make sure you get her oil!!! Using their philosophy, none of this is real! GO NUTTY BUDDY!!!

Alright, we're getting side tracked here.

Gotchur coal/oil.

Now, invent a machine people will become dependent on, and grow weaker from; don't worry if it emits high volumes of incredibly toxic substance, your gonna be dead before those effect you or anyone else... Prolly FROM them, but still, even if you die directly FROM this product, it's obvious the product in question did not directly CAUSE your death... Silly people...

Now stop worrying about the animals, they arn't real either... (Sarcasm dripping like a French prostitute here folks.)

NOW!

THE MAGIC PART!!!

We take the coal/oil and make all the machines people are pathetically dependent upon run off those most vile of substances!!!

Thisly thusly, you are forcing people to give you money (Cause there is nothing out there that DOESN'T run off coal/oil.) which in turn is gooooooooooooooold, well technically was, now it's just digital currency that ACTUALLY dosn't exist.

That's right, everything around you is real, EXCEPT the economy... Of all things.

So again that algorithm is:

Coal/Oil>Customer Dependency>Customers Give Money>You have now got gold instead of coal.

I know, it's more slight of hand then REAL magic.

But lets remember, whoever the prick running our whole society is: Ain't a magician, but a carnival worker skilled with illusion and trickery!

Now look at these logos and contemplate stuff.

Irving: What is above is below!

The rising sun, the element of the Golden self. Red when used in an alchemy sense is regarded as "Spirit".

The flower of life; or fountain of life, whatever you wanna call it; it either blossoms forth, or flows outward; take your pick really. Flying directly into the center is quiet a good time, no matter how you look at it... Unless your squeemish...